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- PMS and Palm Trees -
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Tuesday, May 18, 2004
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Ok, so that wouldn't be the best choice of the title for a travel guide. But with my luck lately, that would be the header on the brochure of my life.
As I'm pretty sure I've stated in previous posts, this week has been hell at work, and it's only Tuesday. People say that whining does you no good.
Who the hell said that? I will have to disagree, since I find whining quite productive and soothing at times. As long as you're not around anyone to hear the question, "what are YOU whining about?", hence forcing you to take your whining from audible moaning to clear sentences. And we all know that just defeats the purpose of whining.
Now I can hear you in blogger land:
"Oooooh, she's gone and got her PhD in Whining!"
Well, believe it or not, I haven't wrote a book - although I think I'm about to sign a book deal this week.
Granted, my insides feel like the monkeys are restless in the Amazon, so that doesn't help my cause. I hate PMS. I don't usually get bitchy (however I am known to turn that switch in a pinch), I actually feel more vunerable. Weepy, if you will.
If you're painting your toes and you perchance miss your toenail and paint the top of your toe - this is cause for a meltdown.
Your keys are lost in a bottomless pit, keys that were in your hands mere nanoseconds ago - this is cause for flat out balling.
At the end of my day, I can read this and giggle a bit. Of course, if anyone feels funny enough to laugh during times like these, I'd have no choice but to give them a damn good thrashing. Yes, Men, be grateful you're not a woman. I think if men REALLY knew what it was like for a woman on a daily basis, they'd be paralyzed with shock for days.
So, I said all that to say this: I found some solace on my drive home in some wispy palm trees. I never realized how many we have here in the Natomas area of Sacramento, CA. but they're looking rather spify as you're trying not to find something else to cry about, lol. I took some shots.
WARNING: Shots were taken while in a moving vehicle or stopped at a traffic light. This should not be attempted at home...on the road.
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