- - Wednesday, March 17, 2004 Ok, stoled this from Yano, who in turn, stoled it from someone else... If You Call Me... if you call me lil ape, then you're someone from my internet world or my childhood if you call me Rachel, you're the idiots at my work that NEVER get my name right...and it's been how many years? if you call me Maple, then you're either Darla or Janelle if you call me Ms. April, then you're one of the pesky preschoolers that I teach if you call me Ape/Apey, then you're either a close friend or Joanna (which is also a close friend, but she's the only one that calls me Apey, lol) if you call me Beeky, then you're my father that really needs to remember that I hate that name if you call me Apple, then you're my grandmother (R.I.P) Love you, Miss you. if you call me Apeycakes, then you're *sigh* my mom. Mom, you're a nut. if you call me Shirshmack/Shortstack, then you're an annoying pain in ass from high school or college if you call me Shelly (my middle name is Michele), then you're my uncle John if you call me Aprile, then you're my friend Jimmy tryin' to show his Italian skills if you call me Eggroll/Eggnog, then you're my not-all-there younger sister if you call me Pampril, then you are my long-time friend, Justin (I'll still get him back for that nickname, someday) if you call me April Michele Shirshac, then I know whoever you are, you're quite pissed and finally... if you call me April, then Lord help you that you don't discover any of my nicknames

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