- - Friday, February 13, 2004 Salute your shorts skinsuit? Man, is it too soon to be completely thrilled about Tornio 2006? Short Track is more addicting than caffeine. potato chips. Yahoo! Pool (so I hear). and crack cocaine combined. Who knew that I'd fall victim to the novel idea of people with butcher knifes soddered to their feet, fully clad in skinsuits that are as thick as one's epidermal layer of skin. And because of all the hype of Salt Lake, 2006 will be similar to a Old Western shoot out...expect I'm pretty sure that the admittance of spurs and leather chaps (much to my dismay) won't be permitted. Or, maybe Torino will play itself out like a good ole' grade school brawl, complete with an oh-so spine tingling note of invitation. Hmm, I can see it now: I'm just itching to see SOMEONE's boxers end up hanging from the flagpole torch.

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