- - Sunday, August 17, 2003 *Reality Show idea courtesy of Kelly, Sue, Kaylene, April, and Luna Now, we all know and love the NBC pick-a-mate classic, The Bachelor. Exhibit A. But...we all KNOW that the best romantic Reality Show is yet to come. Welcome Exhibit B. Brush off Bob. Axe Andrew. Avoid Aaron. This Speedskating spin-off will consist of the new Bachelor in town, in this case, Apolo Anton Ohno, taking up temporary residence in a lush, mountain cabin estate tucked in Colorado Springs, CO. He will share this sprawling love-nest with a random selection of 25 fans/Ms. Ohno hopefuls. But don't be fooled that the gaggle of girlies alone are every 21 year old male's dream...this will be a tough pick. The ol' OTC has been gettin' quite lonely lately, and Apolo realizes that he has yet to find that perfect significant other in which to: - spit-shine his RBC's - dry clean and press his skinsuits - iron, starch, and sort his bandana collection by tag number, color, and pattern - have the willingness to purchase him a new yellow gold watch every year, and help finance his bi-annual "Bling-Bling Binge" - swear on her life, and her love for her Skater Boy that she will never accidently spell his name with two L's A slightly different twist from the original Bachelor, the bachelorette removal protocol will consist of Apolo picking the girls he wishes to stay on, but instead of the predictable Rose, will place a bandana around the forehead of the lucky fanatic. During the elimination period, Apolo is carefully choosing his "soul-patch mate" while escorting the squealing girls to "Date worthy" locations such as Garden of the Gods, Seven Falls, and of course a private skate session for 2 at the World Arena Ice Hall. Olympic Gold/Silver medalist. Certified Hottie. SoftCore "Seattle Thug" charm. Bachelor of the Universe. Will Apolo Anton Ohno find lasting love, or will he need 25 restraining orders? Don't miss this rivetting new reality show that is sure to make you swoon, Short Track style - or if anything else, make it really suck to be you. Watch Ohno break the ice Fall 2005

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