- - Wednesday, July 23, 2003 Come again? Uh, better yet, don't. I'm finally singing the praises of a day without fear of catching clothing on fire, or my eyes frying clean out of the sockets, a day under triple digits. You laugh and mock, thinking I'm a whinner, but I'm the one that's had to fire-proof my shoes on every trip out the front door. My online resume is complete. There's a job for an Online Digital Image Editor working for the Daily Camera in Boulder, CO that I would give my left eye for at this very moment. Fortunate for...well, anyone but me, I lack the funds to uproot to CO just yet. I hate when life always feels like a massive jigzaw puzzle that you're just waiting for the pieces to fit in the right places for everything to finally make sense...or at least give you an idea of what the hell you're doing. Ok, that type of thinking comes straight from the part of me that is anixous to jump into something if I'm not completely sure of the outcome. I think I'm one risky decision away from the rest of my life... < /theropy session > Hmm, what's new on the menu for Ape's WonderLife? Weight loss. Who would have thought these two fairly non-threatening words would become the biggest lump in my throat - or is that my ass..? Nevertheless, it's going to happen this time. Little did I know (or maybe next time I'll actually read the fine print) that to chase an athlete EH, the SPORT of Short Track, one must pretty much be in Olympic top form. Silly me thinking one only needed to be in an Olympic top...I've already purchased one of those. Didn't do a thing. Top 3 reasons for weight loss 3. It's always desirable when the members of the media at world cups can actually FIT in the media box. 2. I always wondered why everyone clears the ice when I walk out - no no, the real Zamboni comes out in 3 minutes 1. I'll finally get to show the world the April that I've always wanted them to see. So yeah, new life begins now.

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