- A Slice of Americana - Saturday, July 23, 2005 I really don't know whether to be happy or scrutinizing of Britney's recent photos. Ahh, let's go with the latter, since that's just too much fun. I definitely believe she would have a better stab at Reality TV if she went head to head with Bobbi Brown and shot a pilot for "Being Courtney Love". Brit, you're missin' the smeared red pout and some Jack Daniels. Oh wait, you're pregnant, that's right. Hold on - you mean Courtney Love isn't pregnant? Omg. It's important to note that not only have Britney's boobs decided to duck out of the spotlight and 'lay low' for a while, but they have also decided to go their separate ways, citing irreconcilable differences. It was a 23 yr union, but alas, nothing lasts forever. Brit was quoted as mentioning that she can't believe how "funky" (in this case, "not cool") maternity clothes are these days and how hip moms-to-be don't have anything cool to choose from. I would suggest, for the safety of the world at large, that Spears not attempt to make her own maternity clothing line. Call me a prude, but there's a good chance that 20-something expectant mothers aren't going for the $3 Louisiana hooker motif. Who knows, I could be wrong - I mean, I'm sure any fashion statement would work with a shower and combed hair. I stand corrected! Well, while Britney does trial samples of her new daisy duke maternity shorts with "got sperm?" written in sticky caps on the ass, we'll just have to sit back and ponder if we're just now finding out that britney is upscale trailer trash or did we know this all along.... Hmmm, I got a craving for Starbucks all the sudden.

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