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- Best Buy? -
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Thursday, July 28, 2005
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I'm getting to ready to purchase this baby tomorrow after some major running around....
Sony Digital8 Handycam Camcorder
Leavin' for Colorado on the 3rd. We'll see what type of crazy speedskater footage we can get with this thing. It comes with really good software and has a great touch-screen. Gah, that's all I need is more gagets.
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- Quotesville -
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Wednesday, July 27, 2005
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Here, my friends, is an amazing quote that I found while falling out of my car door, landing on the pavement, hitting my head and cursing, then looking over to my far right corner to find a fortune cookie smashed and exposing the quote on a piece of paper:
"When climbing the mountain of life, remember to buy the right gear, since failing to do so will result in you being branded a dumbass. Or course, just that fact that you, yes YOU, would attempt to climb a mountain already makes you a dumbass by default." - anonymous dumbass
Gawh, there's so much wisdom out there!
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- Because you know you read them -
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Monday, July 25, 2005
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Today, ladies and gents, I'm going to be dedicating this post to giving my blog-viewing public what I know that they REALLY want, but just never have the time or the energy to tell me.
I mean, seriously - y'all can't hide it. I know why you come to my blog.
So, without further ado...
2004 Shuffleboard Results
2005 HOST Kitchener Polish Branch 412
1st - Kitchener Polish Br. 412
2nd - Bath Br. 631
3rd - Swansea Br. 46
4th - Kitchener Br. 50
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2004 Cribbage Results
2005 HOST Galt Branch # 121
The team going to Dominion in Ortona Branch, Berwick, Nova Scotia Branch 15 APRIL 23rd - 26th is Galt Branch # 121
Other results as per standings:
Standing Branch # Wins Points
1st Galt 121 15 333
2nd Windsor 143 14 340
3rd Huntsville 232 12 430
4th Charlton 227 11 765
5th Sudbury 76 11 732
6th Alliston 171 11 702
7th Hepworth 580 10 885
8th Palmerston 409 10 876
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2004 Darts Results
Singles
Stewart - Callander Branch 445
Wylie - Galt Branch 121, Cambridge
Matzanke Highland Creek - Branch 258, Toronto
Derosier West - Ferris Branch 599
Doubles
Park/Fleming - Battlefield Branch 622, Stoney Creek
Norman/Skillicorn - Highland Creek Branch 258, Toronto
Ellis/Millar - Battlefield Branch 622, Stoney Creek
Matchorn/Lewis - Elora Branch 229
Teams
Newbury Branch 583 (Dave Green,John Timmers,James Hind & Jim Long)
Brampton Branch 15
Midland Branch 80
Callander Branch 445
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2004 Lawn Bowling Results
Standings
1st - Goderich Team #1 - Br. 109
2nd - Seaforth - Br. 156
3rd - London - Victory - Br. 317
3rd - Goderich Team #2 - Br. 109
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- A Slice of Americana -
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Saturday, July 23, 2005
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 I really don't know whether to be happy or scrutinizing of Britney's recent photos. Ahh, let's go with the latter, since that's just too much fun. I definitely believe she would have a better stab at Reality TV if she went head to head with Bobbi Brown and shot a pilot for "Being Courtney Love".
Brit, you're missin' the smeared red pout and some Jack Daniels. Oh wait, you're pregnant, that's right. Hold on - you mean Courtney Love isn't pregnant? Omg.
It's important to note that not only have Britney's boobs decided to duck out of the spotlight and 'lay low' for a while, but they have also decided to go their separate ways, citing irreconcilable differences. It was a 23 yr union, but alas, nothing lasts forever.
Brit was quoted as mentioning that she can't believe how "funky" (in this case, "not cool") maternity clothes are these days and how hip moms-to-be don't have anything cool to choose from. I would suggest, for the safety of the world at large, that Spears not attempt to make her own maternity clothing line. Call me a prude, but there's a good chance that 20-something expectant mothers aren't going for the $3 Louisiana hooker motif. Who knows, I could be wrong - I mean, I'm sure any fashion statement would work with a shower and combed hair. I stand corrected!
Well, while Britney does trial samples of her new daisy duke maternity shorts with "got sperm?" written in sticky caps on the ass, we'll just have to sit back and ponder if we're just now finding out that britney is upscale trailer trash or did we know this all along....
Hmmm, I got a craving for Starbucks all the sudden.
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- As the World Churns -
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Thursday, July 07, 2005
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I've always been a firm believer of never taking myself too seriously.
Eh, believing it and actually doing it would be the contradiction that I run into on a daily basis.
Lately I've been not
Sleeping
Eating
and thinking way too much.
Not to fear, Wonderblog readers (or passerbys that are stratching their heads right about now), it's nothing serious...since taking myself serious just can't happen. I have to laugh at the way my life is tunneling itself. Did I step into Willy Wonka's factory and just now realize that this, in fact, is the way my life is? I know, you're thinking, well damn - at least you've got a lifetime supply of chocolate! Wouldn't it be the rub if someone allergic to cocoa ended up in a warehouse full of it.
I'm in one of those moods today.
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- Feeling low and the like -
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Tuesday, July 05, 2005
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It's almost to the place where I can't even handle the news anymore. Whether you're flipping through the channels of your tv or scanning the internet headlines, the news is getting more and more unbearable.
I guess working with children, seeing children everyday, some news lately has really been getting to me. If I hear one more story of a children found dead in a truck or something much worse, I'm going to burst. There's just so many God-damn sick people in this world and you feel so helpless to any of it.
Maybe I should just turn off the world for a bit.
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Name: April