- Ringing in - Tuesday, April 05, 2005 *phone rings* Lil ape: "Hello?" Wonderblog: "Is this 'Ape'?" Lil ape: "mm, yes, this is her.." Wonderblog: "Ma'am, I'm calling as a courtesy reminder that you're 12 days late on your last blog entry." Lil ape: "12 days LATE? omg, how much will the charges be on a late entry like that??" Wonderblog: *snicker* "Oh, uh, that looks like a $50 audience stalling fee, a $30 fee on 'Dear God In Heaven where did Lil Ape go?' flyers that had to be mailed out, and a $70 fee for violation of RAB - Reckless Abandonment of a Blog. Also, there's....ma'am? Hello? Lil Ape: "..............*dial tone*................" ________________ *PHEW* Guess I better get to posting cuz this sh*t ain't cheap! Sorry for no updates, but real life has been...well, pretty damn exciting lately. It was so wonderful to spend Easter weekend with my two favorite girls, and this time we kicked it in the good 'ol City of Angels to celebrate somebody's hip-hop-happenin' 21st birthday!!! That's right. Bitch look good for 21, damn. Girl, thanks for letting us come down, cuz Lord knows a girl don't wanna leave once she's there! I'm fighting off a nasty cold that's wants to kick my ass, but ain't nothin' going to hold me down this month. It's my month, afterall ;) If you don't get that, then you need to be smacked. So many exciting things are happening these next couples of months, I don't even know where to start. Well, I could start with some chicken soup and some hot wings. *cough, cough*

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