- Livin' la vida mocha -
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Friday, October 01, 2004
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I swear, if I were to die, donate my body to UC Davis for the sake of science, they would open me up to find 2 things:
1. Starbucks Peppermint Caffe Mocha
2. Red Vines
I could live off of those two items alone.
It's been a steady diet of coffee this past week. I mean, hook me up to the IV and shoot it through my veins - saves on paper cups.
Take the Starbucks convo:
Nate: "Whatillitbe, April?"
Me: "I'll take a extra-hot, non-fat, 2-pump peppermint caffe mocha, nix the cup and straight up my artery, thanks."
Nate: "Homework tonight, eh?"
Me: "You got it. Now get to shootin'."
Nate: "With whip?"
Me: "Erm, I'm not much into S&M, but.."
Nate: "I mean on your MOCHA, do you want wh -"
Me: "YES...of course...that's what you meant...since that's what I meant..."
*crawls from the counter*
I remember in CO springs last month, someone offered Apolo one of those Starbucks Double Shots, which he declined. I think he mumbled something about the high sugar/caffeine content or something like that, and I stated that it was simply "crack in a can". He may have laughed at that, but I'm dead serious - if you have a thesis paper due the next day, and you have to stay up til 3 am, avoid the painful task of keeping your eyes open with toothpicks and drink one of those babies. WHOA! You'll be awake; problem is you will stay awake for the next 5 1/2 weeks.
The weekend is here. Let's see what mischief this Ape can get herself into.
*insert innocent puppy eyes*
Short Track season is almost here, people. It's going to be great to see everybody again. And those of you that I love that are not going to Madison - thanks for making me cry, lol. In the words of the immortal Beach Boys, I sing; "I wish they all could be California Fans..."
Don't gimme that look - that's what you were thinkin', too.
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