- [insert name here]'s Got Mail - Monday, July 19, 2004 I have a ton of things to finish up tonight, but thought I'd glance at my email. And lo and behold I get the weirdest email - well, maybe not the weirdest - in my inbox today. Went a little something like this: Hi, my name is Tyler Love I am looking for a girl named April that I met a Shaver Lake a few years back and came across this email address. Please respond and let me know if this is, in fact, who I am looking for. Thank You Tyler Love Whoa?  I mean, really, I know that the name April isn't on the top 40 most popular names, but who finds a random email address with the name 'April' on it, and emails that person with this request?  I've never heard of a Tyler Love - kinda sounds like a porn name to me.  Athough, I did have a friend back in the day named Rick Love.  I had mentioned to Rick that his name sounds very much like, you guessed it, a porn name.  Then I thought this could be poor Tyler's only slick way of meeting people on the net.  Pick a name, throw in your 'long-lost' sap story, and presto - you're now an email stalker.   And this 'Shaver Lake' sounds way too kinky if you ask me.   So, I'm left with this email in my box, wishing for some odd-ass reason that I was, in fact, this 'April' our mr. porn name is looking for.  I know, I know, too much on my plate to add a scandal to the mix.  Of course, if I receive an email from Tyler's greek cousin from SoCal named Harry Pairatesticles, then the search for a new box begins.

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